Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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