I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
