didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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