She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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