Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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