Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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