you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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