I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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