Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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