i can't believe i had my finger in that
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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