Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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