Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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