im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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