Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
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