Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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