I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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