You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
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