I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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