I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
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