I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Randomize
