how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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