We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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