i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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