Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
