I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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