Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Randomize
