just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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