I want to make a zoo with you.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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