Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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