you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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