physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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