Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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