Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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