North Korea, Best Korea!
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
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