yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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