Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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