I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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