I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
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