is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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