Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
A+ Viking dick
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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