goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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