Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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