we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We are all done wearing pants today
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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