and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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