Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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