Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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