True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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