How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Randomize
