I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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