White coat. Heels.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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