the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Me too!
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
What a dumb baby whore.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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