Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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