she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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