he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So squirting runs in the family.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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