Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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