Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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