yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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