K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i think i have herpe
just one?
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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