I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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