yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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