we're blogging at a bar
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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