Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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